Kit keeps taking my clothes. When asked about their whereabouts, she brightly responds, “I’m washing them for you.”

“Don’t you know that clothes have a limited number of washes in them? And you never know when a sock won’t come back,” I say. Kit rolls her eyes.

I explain my grading system for the umpteenth time. “#1 just washed. #2 worn less than eight times. #3 slightly soiled, #4 really dirty, #5 this does need to be washed.”

Kit responds with a rather sexist remark. “Only a male would say that.”

“You only have two grades,” I rebut. “#1 just washed and #2 worn once now needs washing.”

Kit walks away shaking her head. Do you suppose the reason women buy so many new clothes is because they wear them out washing? 

Drew